When a 600 kilogram cow talks, you listen. Cool Cow was on a health kick, and decided that we should be too. "Give me real chocolate taste, no suspicious ingredients, and don't add any &%$# sugar", were our instructions. No need to swear, cow; it's still early in the day and I don't think I heard anybody disagree with you yet!
So started the venture to bring you Cool Cow chocolate milk. And despite coming reeeeaally close, Cool Cow managed to avoid getting a big push onto the barbecue grill.